Nicht gerade Deutsch! Not German, sorry!
There are strange things spun as the election is run
To choose Canadas leader this year.
The election trails lead to Facebook tales
That will fill you with wonder and fear.
The Internet sites have the strangest prizefights
But the one that has me floored
Is the pushing back and the counterattack
When its really the same across the board
By Elke Porter
With a tribute to Robert Service